{"id":4167449,"url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","created":"2026-08-24T15:43:01.000Z","user":"Continuity","topic_id":329751,"topic_title":"blog","topic_url":"https://www.qbn.com/topics/329751/","post":"<p class=\"first-child\"> Pizza is a hot open-faced sandwich.</p><p>Fight me. </p>","score":4,"reply_number":76860,"notes_count":28,"notes":[{"id":4404732,"user":"palimpsest","comment":"I'll raise you one.Pizza is an open empanada.","html_comment":"I'll raise you one.<br>Pizza is an open empanada.","position":0,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404734,"user":"Nairn","comment":"You should see the look on my partner's face when I deride pizza as being \"just fancy cheese on toast, innit?\"","html_comment":"You should see the look on my partner's face when I deride pizza as being \"just fancy cheese on toast, innit?\"","position":1,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404736,"user":"mort_","comment":"It’s like naan bread with krtchup","html_comment":"It’s like naan bread with krtchup","position":2,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404737,"user":"i_monk","comment":"Pizza is an open taco","html_comment":"Pizza is an open taco","position":3,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404740,"user":"Continuity","comment":"flolololol @ \"fancy cheese on toast\"","html_comment":"flolololol @ \"fancy cheese on toast\"","position":4,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404741,"user":"Continuity","comment":"@pali: everything is an empanada.Even jambon beurre.","html_comment":"@pali: everything is an empanada.<br>Even jambon beurre.","position":5,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404742,"user":"palimpsest","comment":"This tickles my potentiality whiskers.","html_comment":"This tickles my potentiality whiskers.","position":6,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404747,"user":"prophetone","comment":"Taco is a pizza that decided to go to bed","html_comment":"Taco is a pizza that decided to go to bed","position":7,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404748,"user":"neverscared","comment":"its just a disc with stuff fallen on it","html_comment":"its just a disc with stuff fallen on it","position":8,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404752,"user":"OBBTKN","comment":"Round-bread with stuff","html_comment":"Round-bread with stuff","position":9,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404753,"user":"BabySnakes","comment":"or maybe everything else is just pizza folded?!","html_comment":"or maybe everything else is just pizza folded?!","position":10,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404765,"user":"Akagiyama","comment":"A hot dog is a sub sandwich.","html_comment":"A hot dog is a sub sandwich.","position":11,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404767,"user":"prophetone","comment":"Sub sandwich is a pizza before hitting the sauna","html_comment":"Sub sandwich is a pizza before hitting the sauna","position":12,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404768,"user":"garbage","comment":"You don't fold a sandwich before taking a bite. Sandwich ≠ pizza.","html_comment":"You don't fold a sandwich before taking a bite. Sandwich ≠ pizza.","position":13,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404775,"user":"TheDrago","comment":"A hot opened-faced sandwich is just a pizza","html_comment":"A hot opened-faced sandwich is just a pizza","position":14,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404778,"user":"prophetone","comment":"A pizza is just a relaxed, plus-sized taquito before rolling itself into a nice hot bath","html_comment":"A pizza is just a relaxed, plus-sized taquito before rolling itself into a nice hot bath","position":15,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404785,"user":"palimpsest","comment":"Nairn should pull a pockets and get his lady in here.","html_comment":"Nairn should pull a pockets and get his lady in here.","position":16,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404788,"user":"Ianbolton","comment":"hahaha, love this. Maybe it would be easier to start with 'what isn't a sandwich?'. Is a wrap a sandwich?","html_comment":"hahaha, love this. Maybe it would be easier to start with 'what isn't a sandwich?'. Is a wrap a sandwich?","position":17,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404789,"user":"palimpsest","comment":"A wrap is a sandwich with daddy issues.","html_comment":"A wrap is a sandwich with daddy issues.","position":18,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404790,"user":"palimpsest","comment":"A pizza is a nudist sandwich.","html_comment":"A pizza is a nudist sandwich.","position":19,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404791,"user":"palimpsest","comment":"A sandwich is a Protestant empanada.","html_comment":"A sandwich is a Protestant empanada.","position":20,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404792,"user":"palimpsest","comment":"A hot dog is an empanada on Fentanyl.","html_comment":"A hot dog is an empanada on Fentanyl.","position":21,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404793,"user":"palimpsest","comment":"Life is an empanada, deal with it.","html_comment":"Life is an empanada, deal with it.","position":22,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404801,"user":"garbage","comment":"Life is fent, deal with ieahfanaujght","html_comment":"Life is fent, deal with ieahfanaujght","position":23,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404807,"user":"stoplying","comment":"Smooshed tomato cake","html_comment":"Smooshed tomato cake","position":24,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4404835,"user":"dedlaast","comment":"Really, pizza is an unrolled stromboli. :-)","html_comment":"Really, pizza is an unrolled stromboli. :-)","position":25,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"live"},{"id":4409697,"user":"neverscared","comment":"molecules from italy","html_comment":"molecules from italy","position":26,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"crawl"},{"id":4409698,"user":"maikel","comment":"Molecules from Italy is a great band name.","html_comment":"Molecules from Italy is a great band name.","position":27,"reply_id":4167449,"reply_url":"https://www.qbn.com/reply/4167449/","observed_at":null,"source":"crawl"}]}